Upon arriving in my new apartment, I discovered that the former tenant had installed four hooks on the ceiling for some reason... probably to divide the room for some Pagan ritual or shadow puppet show.
Instead of hanging something mundane like a plant, I need your help to figure out what to hang up. So send me your suggestions, and I will reward the most creative, zany and insane entry with... some fantabulous prize!** These are not load-bearing hooks, so no hammocks allowed (which would have been uber cool).
Looking forward to hearing your ideas!
** prize to be determined, and not exceeding the street value of two beers
Monday, January 8, 2007
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I say for each hook: flying astronaut, a flying spaceship, a blown up life-sized Spock, and perhaps a flying Captain Kirk.
I say you hang licorice off one as a handy snack dispenser. Another will have a type of pulley backscratcher system installed. The other two can inventively be used for your bi-weekly S&M sessions, I'm sure.
Hmmm, where did I pack my whip...
Chinese BBQ places always have food hanging from hooks. Hang some soya chicken, BBQ duck and pork, and you can start a little eatery.
who are we kidding tony? Why the big charade? You don't need us to tell you, you want to hang your inflatable women from the hooks...
Ok fine, I'll admit it. There are eight hooks, but four are spoken for.
You should get those little propeller planes that attach by a wire and fly in circles. Not only would they look cool but also help circulate the air. Double duty.
Hang photos? Photos?? Ummm... and you say "who hangs food"? Exactly. Do something original. Hang skinned bunnies. They make lovely stew.
Seriously, as if plants aren't a source of foodly goodness.
Hmmm, assorted meats I like. But I need a nasty apron and a giant chopping block.
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